Tips for people

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here are some helpful hints on how to live your life (the right way!)

if your ugly stay away from kittens they will scream and faint (so stay away from kittens Lex! heehee!) kitten: "help! there's an ugly hairy beast out to get me!! "sniff" and it has bad lip gloss that makes me puke!!!"

don't let this happen to YOU:
that is all