"I was SO WHAT EVERRRR"

If there's ANYTHING more confusing than my 13 year old cousin...SHOOT IT! Bella (my cousin) came over on the 9th to have her 13th birthday party. I went up to her and gave her a hug and asked her how her day was.....*a BIG mistake* she said....'Like OMG Lexy I was all like 'Whadd up wid chu' to Jackie and she's all like 'OMG, I got like, totally dissed by Ryan!' and I was all up like 'Oh no he Di'int'

Wanna know what I was all up like? *Blink* *Blink* and back away s....llll..oooo....ww...ll..yyy