Stupid retarded little Aly-gator

Why would I drop out on you now Aly?? You're stinky! (I do really mean that! I mean, you reek!!) Anyway, today my mom went Christmas shopping. I can tell she got me something because when I asked her questions she was like this:

Me: Oh, cool mom, you went shopping! Can I see whatcha got???

Mom: Uh.....no.

Me: aaww, why???

Mom: don't ask stupid questions *eyes dart around room*

Me: please, please, PLEASE???

Mom: Lexy...

Me: what????

Mom: go away.

Yup, mom's got something for me <(*.*)>